the preexaminus hyperstimulation of the sympathetic nervous system

Another little freak-out induced verse....

Endocrinology, i did study you so recently?
Did I memorize the hormones of the pituitary?
The pre, the pro, and the peptide hormones
Exist in the blood with carrier drones
Hypothalmus - Hypophysial conduits exist
But alas! Woe should the signals persist
For definitely will desensitization occur
If a cyclical release does not occur.

Gastroenterology, you were hard to ingest
With a plentitude of enzymes that were hard to digest
Peptic and duodenal ulcers you gave us
Which would have disappeared if we had cut some vagus
Liver function tests we mulled over
Until jaundiced, we keeled over.
Esophageal varices and bowel resections
Were enough to keep us transfixed to CT sections

Reproduction, you were an uphill battle
Seemingly easy but testing our mettle
Estrogen and testosterone were interesting and relatable
But perineals and episiotomies were definitely uncomfortable
Studying the changes during pregnancy and childbirth
Were probably the best contraceptive of all offered
But most disappointingly, all the sexual overtones
Have been converted to a case of raging hormones!

Urogenital, you seemed to bring some relief
But again the respite was brief
Since osmolality equations are fodder
For an ill-at-ease bladder
We learnt the components of the Juxtaglomerular apparatus
And found joy in the filtration of a glomerulus
But at the end of the day, years of learned urge detention
Isn't overcoming this intense sympathetic stimulation